Want To Stink In Public?

When I was very young, I was very concerned about my physical appearance. I still am, don't get me wrong. I cover up the gray, wear make-up, try not to dress like I am 90, etc. But when I was VERY young I never left the house without my make-up on. I was a little compulsive about the whole make-up thing and to be honest with you, my made up facade looked a little like Alice Cooper(or for those who don't know who Alice Cooper is, a VERY toned down, without the weird contacts, Marilyn Manson) in my rebellious years. It was not always a "good look", it was however, my own style.

I also used to think about my appearance at my funeral. Dumb, I know, who cares what you look like when your dead. I however cared very much and spent so much time trying to look weird, I didn't want to die and no one be able to view me as I wanted to be viewed.

Today, I will go out of the house and to the grocery store and wherever sans make-up. I am not as weird or concerned about my appearance. I could not, however, volunteer for the following little project:

A British TV channel is looking for someone to agree to rot on the air after they're dead.



Yes, that is right. They want someone to rot in public, on tv, for several months. They say it will teach scientists about the affects of death on the human body.

I thought we had already studied that.....