Dumpster Divers

Scientific studies have shown: Garbage dumpsters have germs in them.

Note to my neighbors: I know your kids are probably bored. I know that in an apartment complex there is not a lot for them to do. The park is across the street but you don't want to send them there unattended.

I don't want to get in your business, or be an alarmist, but please look out the window. Your little boys are in the garbage dumpster.
They appear to be crawling happily about.

It is not sanitary and due to the trash compacting button, probably not safe.