Modern Drunkeness

I must preface this post with a statement. I belong to a 12 step group. I think this guy probably needs one as well.....

Their is a new magazine out there called Modern Drunkeness, where every hour is happy hour and hangover cures a must-have.

The editor of the magazine, Frank Kelly Rich, feels drunks are an oppressed minority. When asked about cirrhosis of the liver, he insists recent studies have shown that drinking is beneficial to your health, The states that drinking is conducive to a happy family life.

Kelly is also quoted in the article as stating:
"People always say, 'If you drink, your problems will still be there in the morning,' " he said. "That's like telling a guy going to the Bahamas that in a week, he'll be right back where he started. Well, for a week, he'll be gone."