New Drugs for Women

This was sent to me by a friend.....I do not know the source.
New Drugs For Women
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>D A M N I T O L
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>Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8
>full hours.
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>ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
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>Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering
>preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
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>E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
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>Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding
>you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait
>till they moved out.
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>P E P T O B I M B O
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>Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed
>before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence
>and prevents conception.
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>D U M B E R O L
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>When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
>the enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
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>F L I P I T O R
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>Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage
>and the urge to flip off other drivers.
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>M E N I C I L L I N
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>Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such
>lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get
>naked now?"
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>BUYAGRA
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>Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency,
>duration and credit limit of spending spree.
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>J A C K A S S P I R I N
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>Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
>phone number, anniversary or to lift the toilet seat.
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>A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
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>A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager
>to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators or check-out
>lanes.
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>N A G A M E N T
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>When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same
>irritation level as nagging him.