What then shall we eat?

This was emailed to me by a friend....I do not know the source.

Can't eat Beef, Mad cow

Can't eat chicken . bird flu

Can't eat eggs ... Salmonella

Can't eat pork ... fears that bird flu will infect piggies

Can't eat fish ... heavy metals in the
waters has poisoned their meat

Can't eat fruits and veggies .. insecticides and herbicides
Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!



Chocolate is a Vegetable
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Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.

Bean = vegetable.
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Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.
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Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
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**To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk,
which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.
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Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
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Remember - - -

"STRESSED" spelled backward is "DESSERTS"


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